<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Zero to Bathos</title><description>Musings to carry you somewhere far less important than here.</description><link>https://zerotobathos.com/</link><language>en-ca</language><item><title>The Eyeless Man II</title><link>https://zerotobathos.com/pieces/my-eyes-have-gone/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://zerotobathos.com/pieces/my-eyes-have-gone/</guid><description>An eyeless man laments his loss.</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Eyeless Man</title><link>https://zerotobathos.com/pieces/rotate-your-crops/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://zerotobathos.com/pieces/rotate-your-crops/</guid><description>A story of grace and woe.</description><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2026 19:45:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hypocrisy</title><link>https://zerotobathos.com/pieces/hypocrisy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://zerotobathos.com/pieces/hypocrisy/</guid><description>I know, I know, I know...</description><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mug</title><link>https://zerotobathos.com/pieces/whose-mug-is-this/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://zerotobathos.com/pieces/whose-mug-is-this/</guid><description>The ruminations born of an unclaimed mug.</description><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>